This is pure genius. Downloading Porn with Davo has been around for a while but now this self-described “jetsetter” living “a life of porn, poetry and prostitutes” has come up with his Book of Prostitute Poetry, where he picks random hookers from Craigslist and woos them with his (hilarious) verse. As an example:
Hi, Noticed your ad. I wonder if you do anal? I wrote a poem as well, hope you like it:
Just like that
You are not thin
nor fat
I like it like that
By watching you I get precum
Let me pay you and get some real fun
Hi, Thank you for mentioning my new poetry project. I appreciate it. It is a jolly good site you got here.
Thanks and same to you. Keep up the good work!
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